"what’s the worst that could happen? I’ll be TOO cool?" I say as I strap the rocket blasters to my heelys
I’m here for you all, anytime, anyday
*wears an oversized leather jacket and messy hair* *leans up against some walls*
Holy shit I would melt
I can’t stop laughing
[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday
why are they called tank tops. tanks dont wear clothes.
because you gotta show off the guns
this isnt a blog this is art
Bradley gets fed up with Ellen’s picture taking incompetence
something all of tumblr should see.